Eeeeeek! How horrible! Uhhh...At least you're not in a three-day traffic jam? Something about the traffic in LA, and abou how sometimes it rains there? Something about how we all willingly enter into…   Read Story »

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Ronan Farrow, the biological son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, tweeted this yesterday, and then his mother retweeted it. Eek! Uh, guys? You OK? I mean, I know you're not OK and…   Read Story »

In order for this to exist, someone had to come up with the idea, write the whole thing out, find other adults who agreed that this was a good idea and worth everyone's time, secure financing, put a…   Read Story »

Another day, another teenager posting a video on YouTube of himself singing a song in his bedroom about he masturbates to all of the Facebook profiles of the women he knows. QUE SERA SERYUCK! The…   Read Story »

After the jump, I have posted a video that features a live demonstration of a new-fangled technology in which a computer, or WHATEVER, measures some junk in your hand and then translates that to a…   Read Story »

When you're younger, your interests revolve around rock concerts and keg parties and cruising around all night with your friends in your mom's car. You'll drive by a group of older people with their…   Read Story »

I'm a subscriber to the general belief that you should try anything once, but that's when you're talking about trying a weird food, or traveling to a neat place, not JUMPING OFF OF BRIDGES WITH A…   Read Story »

I've mentioned this before, but I am not a person who knows anything about art. Art looks nice sometimes, sure, and I will go to a museum and walk around with you if we must, and I stood in line for…   Read Story »

There were some dark and lonely moments to be sure, but it was all worth it. We fucking did it, you guys.   Read Story »

Hey, it's a tough world out there, you guys. JUST ASK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AM I RIGHT? Sorry. But it is a tough world out there. When it comes right down to it, most people are just doing their best to…   Read Story »