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My prediction for my review of Pain & Gain was that it would be one sentence long, and that sentence would be: "This movie is perfect." At dinner with a friend before the movie, he said that he was…   Read Story »
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Remember that picture of The Rock's legs?! My god. I think I forgot about it for a little while, but all I can feel right now is the image burning through my brain and it hurts so…   Read Story »
Oh my god, I don't know. Uhhh. Christmas? Christmas trees. Tree trunks. Legs. THE ROCK'S LEGS! AHHHHHH! Ok, ummmm, holiday parties! Holiday parties are fun. You get to wear a nice dress, your friends…   Read Story »
[Gabe Liedman is a stand-up comedian. In his new column, he takes on the genre of Dude Flicks, where guns, pecs, car crashes and glib one-liners delivered in front of a burning building with only…   Read Story »
Oh man, you guys. Last night's 'Gum Bowl was a total success. Maybe TOO successful? There will be lots of photos and videos up on the 'Gum Bowl page in the days to come, because if there is one thing…   Read Story »
Well, the day has finally come. Dwayne Johnson's The Tooth Fairy is IN THEATERS NOW. It's hard to believe that the months of sweaty, borderline-painful anticipation are over. The film currently has…   Read Story »
Tooth Fairy trailer, you guys: I know that some things just aren't made for me, like, I'm clearly not the intended audience. I know that, of course I know that. So it makes sense that, say, the…   Read Story »
Check out the movie poster for Dwayne Johnson's new movie, Tooth Fairy. Very powerful stuff. I'm sure members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences see this poster and are like "honey,…   Read Story »
The Rock is not a terrible comic actor, but SNL seems to think that the funniest thing about The Rock is dressing The Rock up in girly clothes and making him sing and dance. You know, because he's a…   Read Story »
It's well known that I don't like Donnie Darko, which is supposedly why only 5 people read videogum (that's not even close to why). But I will say in my defense that I went into Richard Kelly's…   Read Story »