Genus: Small humanoid. Sub-species of Vegans, also related to Hippies and Hipsters Attacks: Excessive talking, razor-sharp nipples Special Attacks: Crazy eyes Special Qualities: Posting splits,…   Read Story »

Sometimes, things that are made expressly to appeal to nerds should make nerds feel ashamed of themselves. (As if there's another way that nerds ever feel? DING DONG!) Like, "check out this Pulp…   Read Story »