"A hotel desk clerk says London showed up at the hotel around 2 am June 11 acting "tweaked out." I was at the front desk and suddenly I looked outside and there's this grown man clawing his way up…   Read Story »

Oh man. I know that this whole Jeremy London kidnapping thing is a depressingly public display of a personal horror, regardless of what is true and what is false, because if he was kidnapped and…   Read Story »

Man: Honey, what happened to the cat? Woman: Oh, she is gone. Man: What do you mean, she's gone? Woman: Well, I gave her that Friskies you bought on Sunday, and she just started tripping balls super…   Read Story »

Michael Cera in a music video for the Islands directed by TV Carnage? Sounds like someone is getting all his ducks in a row before officially announcing his run for King of Bushwick! I predict…   Read Story »

It's being reported all over the place today that Owen Wilson is going to be doing some voice acting in the upcoming Marmaduke movie (oh, btw, there's going to be an upcoming Marmaduke movie) as the…   Read Story »

Check these fun guys out. To serve (digital bowling balls) and protect (their high scores). From the AP: Minutes after storming into the Florida home of a convicted drug dealer, some Polk county…   Read Story »

In a scene from a UK science show called Weird Nature, a group of cats is allowed to frolic in a meadow full of catnip (and ancient ruins, for some reason). The resulting orgy of cat-drool, hypnotic…   Read Story »

A lady was walking her dog in a Seattle park on Friday when he came back from a run acting strangely and moving his head from side to side. She took him to the emergency vet and it turns out he was…   Read Story »

Norm MacDonald went on Letterman last night and did his Norm MacDonald thing. That's all anyone really needs to know at this point: Norm MacDonald is simply still the best late night TV interview…   Read Story »

Paula Abdul does a fucking ton of drugs. We know that. But now we really know it, because she's admitting it. From People: "I could have killed myself," Abdul, 46, tells Ladies' Home Journal in its…   Read Story »