"For your health!" - Eric Holder   Read Story »

Charlie Sheen kicked off his live show this weekend (wait, live show, what's this now?) to mixed reviews. Opening night, Saturday, was at the Fox Theater in Detroit, where Sheen was heckled and booed…   Read Story »

Sorry, Randy Quaid, but you cannot ask us to believe that you are being internationally persecuted by a secret league of celebrity assassins and then also GO ON STAGE AND TAUNT THOSE ASSASSINS WITH…   Read Story »

Felicia Pearson, aka Snoop from The Wire, was arrested this morning in a Baltimore drug raid. Life imitating yikes.   Read Story »

All of these interviews are great and full of some very IMDB Memorable Quotes, but how has no one asked him where he gets his ideas? ENOUGH WITH THE SOFTBALLS!   Read Story »

As you by now know, over the past few days Charlie Sheen has said some pretty crazy things. Like, ALL of the crazy things? I don't think anyone will ever say another crazy thing ever again because…   Read Story »

There is no off-switch on genius whatever this is. Winning! Trolls. Honestly, Charlie Sheen has a point: my brain CAN'T process this. Part two after the jump. CORRECT: PART TWO! Is…   Read Story »

YES! Now THIS is entertainment. Take notes, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. (Charlie Sheen for Oscars host 2012.) Our favorite coconut took to the morning talk shows today to continue…   Read Story »

Well, a lot has happened since last we spoke. For one thing, Two and a Half Men has shut down production for the rest of the season. Heartbreaking, I'm sure. The reason for the immediate change in…   Read Story »

Honestly, the only thing this is missing is that she forgot to ask him where he gets his ideas. Otherwise this is absolutely 100% totally perfect. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)   Read Story »