This Amanda Bynes thing has been fun, but at a certain point we can't all just be rubber-necking on the highway, someone has to pull the car over and rescue her from the fire and the metal. Right?…   Read Story »

This is a blog. Jason London purposefully pooped in a police car. The law is the law. Here are the details (from Reuters via HuffingtonPost): London was at the Martini Ranch bar in the Phoenix…   Read Story »

It's December 20th. There is only one day left in the work week before we all leave for our Holiday work vacations, and possibly only one day left before our world meets its timely end -- the perfect…   Read Story »

Scenario 1: The children don't know what Breaking Bad is, but you, their parents, think it would be hilarious to dress them up as Walter White and Jesse Pinkman for Halloween. While it's not…   Read Story »

Profile of the actor who played Omar comin'! (Oof. Sorry.) NJ.com does have an in-depth profile of Michael K. Williams's history of drug abuse and acting, though, which is interesting for Michael K.…   Read Story »

If you want to get mad at/about Bill O'Reilly this morning, here's a clip to watch. It's really up to you. It's only if you want to get annoyed/mad at/about him and/or are for some reason not…   Read Story »

Despite what Courtney Love has been telling everyone, representatives for Lindsay Lohan are denying that Courtney Love is their client's sobriety coach. Yeah, no duh.   Read Story »

Darren Aronofsky's anti-meth PSAs are the most horrifying PSAs since Canada's workplace safety PSAs! Definitely probably not going to try meth now. I mean, the peer pressure would have to be VERY…   Read Story »

Eek! You guys, life is difficult and the world is a cold and uncaring place, but please do not conspire to distribute heroin like The Wire's Felicia "Snoop" Pearson pleaded guilty to doing yesterday.…   Read Story »

Love and Other Drugs is actually based on a memoir called Hard Sell: the Evolution of a Viagra Salesman. (Hard Sell! Do you get it?! Penises.) Now, as we have all learned from writers like David…   Read Story »