Yes, Mr. Waiter, we are just about ready to order, but we did have a couple of questions about the order. This charcuterie plate, would you say that it is large and overwhelming like Terrence Malick…   Read Story »

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A friend of mine has a joke he says after he sees a movie, and that joke is to say to the person he's with -- "So, what do you think happens next?" Hahah. It's not like a joke you'd see a comedian…   Read Story »

GQ did an interview with the character Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Recreation and the results range from pretty to very good. Hahah. You should read it! If you want to. Maybe you need a break from…   Read Story »

A guy named Mick Minogue made a Drive-style operation game for an art show in Ireland and don't you wish you could play it?! It looks like it would either be very easy or very difficult. I can't…   Read Story »

The lawyer helping that lady sue Drive for no good reason lays out the reasons why the movie is anti-semitic. Oh good. I hope reason #1 is "because the movie isn't anti-semitic." Because it's not. I…   Read Story »

Unfortunately, in the days since the Breaking Bad season finale, I have become a little crazy about people not accidentally getting anything about the finale spoiled for them. I think it stems from…   Read Story »

The story isn't so bad either. From Deadspin: The man who attempted (and failed) to throw a hot dog at Tiger Woods at the Frys.com Open last weekend has been identified. He is Brandon Kelly, a…   Read Story »

Drive, you guys. So good! OR WAS IT?! No, it was. But a woman in Michigan (the Florida of the North) is suing the film's marketing company for false advertising. Sounds pretty airtight, your honor.…   Read Story »

You know what I never come across in my search for GIFs every week? Whitney GIFs. Where's everyone hiding all the Whitney GIFs?! Just kidding. There aren't any Whitney GIFs (to my knowledge, the…   Read Story »