OH YE-AH! The gang is back! Vinnie and Drama and Daenerys and Littlefinger and Ari and Lloyd and Sansa and Cersei. TURTLE, PULL THE DRAGON AROUND, WE'VE GOT TO GO GET SOME SHIREWEED! I have to say…   Read Story »
Whoa! Hahhahah. "Whoa!" Well? That was pretty great, right? This is a good show, guys. I feel like SOMEONE has to be the first one to say it. The whole season kind of felt like a middle-ground season…   Read Story »
Everyone OK? Everyone keeping up? The past couple episodes have mostly been spoken lists of troop deployments, so I'm just making sure everyone's up to speed. There's that dweeb in the north who is…   Read Story »
Another straight-up knock out. Are you kidding me with this show? BOOM! SMOKE MONSTER KILLS THE KING OF NULLUS! Right off the bat we are up in this show's guts. Then it's just one thing after…   Read Story »
Yes! This show! Such a good show! The scene in last night's episode where Tyrion tells Mr. Clean not to threaten him and then Mr. Clean is like "two can play at the putting a pinky finger on the door…   Read Story »
This is a picture of all our old pals from Game of Thrones at Comic-Con 2011. WHO ARE THEY WEARING?! I don't mean that in the Melissa Rivers sense (as a rule, assume that I never mean anything "in…   Read Story »
"Good Matrix joke, Gabe. Very timely, relevant, and it makes a lot of sense."
Game of Thronessssssssss! Man oh man, this show. Like, what? So good, THAT IS WHAT. I read…   Read Story »
Congratulations to the NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA, The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Personally, I'm not even sure if I'm going to be able to figure out WHAT I thought of it until I see it a few more…   Read Story »
You guys, this is a trailer for a movie called Outlander, and it is about a war between vikings and aliens. You're welcome.
I would have been sold by the vikings vs aliens premise alone, but to…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.