Showing All "Donnie Wahlberg" Posts
Feb 20th 2 Comments
Is Louis C.K. OUR Gogol? -TheNewYorker
Old People Read Rob Delaney's Tweets -TastefullyOffensive
The Nicolas Cage Awards -CollegeHumor
Chuck Norris Tattoos Kick A**…   Read Story »
Jan 16th 8 Comments
The Wahlburgers corporation appears to be tearing itself apart with lawsuits (wahlsuits?) and counter-lawsuits. Guys! Get it together! If not for yourselves, for the delicious wahlburgers!   Read Story »
Jan 14th 44 Comments
America's Most Important Restaurant, and the eatery that taught all the other eateries how to name themselves, the Wahlberg family's hamburger restaurant, WAHLBURGERS, is going to be the subject of a…   Read Story »
Oct 25th, 2011 81 Comments
Wahlburgers, the hamburger restaurant opened by Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, is finally OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Last night's opening night was a star-studded gala event including such celebrities as Mark…   Read Story »
Aug 25th, 2011 39 Comments
"I now call this brainstorming session to ohdah!" Donnie Wahlberg shouted, banging his fist on the table.
"Shaddup, Donnie," Mark said.
The wastepaper basket was FULL of wastepaper. Everyone…   Read Story »
Apr 6th, 2009 107 Comments
When I was in Junior High, back in the mid-60s, I was really into Stephen King. One year, our teacher asked us to pick a book, read it, and write a one page report. When I handed in my report on It,…   Read Story »
Oct 10th, 2008 5 Comments
gabe: How can Mark Wahlberg be destroyed?
lindsay: Mark Wahlberg cannot be destroyed.
lindsay: He has been so hardened by the mean streets of South Boston.
gabe: he is invincible!
gabe: he should…   Read Story »





















