A rare sight, indeed. Like a unicorn arcing across the sky. A sad, old, floppy, hay-colored unicorn covered in wig glue.   Read Story »

Of course, the real television event of the decade was last night's season finale of Celebrity Apprentice! Just kidding! I don't even know what that is! Donald Trump wants to hire Cindy Lauper to run…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what I expected last night, nor quite why I tuned in to Jay Leno's final broadcast of the nightmarishly miserable 10PM failure, The Jay Leno Show. The show began terribly, and it only…   Read Story »

The cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice has been announced. Celebrity Apprentice, of course, is the show in which Donald Trump makes "celebrities" sell lemonade in Union Square for…   Read Story »

The cast of the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice was released today. From the AP: Former NBA bad boy Dennis Rodman, country music's Clint Black and TV personality Khloe Kardashian will get…   Read Story »

According to Page Six, Kim Kardashian is working hard to make sure that her sister Khloe wins when she appears on Celebrity Apprentice by working with Omarosa. Sounds fool-proof. Wait, what's the…   Read Story »

Donald Trump stormed around his office. He knew that storming around your office was how you convinced people that you were important and a big shot, so he was always storming around. Jeffrey, his…   Read Story »

This is an excerpt from an infomercial for...Donald Trump? I don't think it's even for a book or a terrible reality TV show, I think it's actually for him. You can buy him now. Please just pay extra…   Read Story »

lindsay: So, hi, I have an idea for a reality show and it's really good. gabe: take it easy gabe: what is your show? lindsay: "Stamos Says What?" gabe: what? lindsay: That's the name gabe: what is…   Read Story »