You know, you try to get through you day -- you only snooze your alarm once in the morning, you take a pleasant walk, drink a coffee, respond to a few emails. You try to stay calm, keep your head on…   Read Story »

But, like, the puppets are probably fucking you to death repeatedly in those knife-dick suits from the movie Seven. You can't see that part in this video. I mean, it is hell. But even without the…   Read Story »

We've all seen a Louis Armstrong doll before. Everyone has one at home. This is what they're like. It's very normal. I'm not even sure why Kelly insisted that we post this. Hahaha, guys, isn't Kelly…   Read Story »

Here we are, the last post before the Monsters’ Ball, and ninjas, I had so much more I wanted to share with you. Guys, remember how at the end of Schindler’s List Oskar was all like, ”I…   Read Story »

This photo features Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould of Modern Family playing dolls with their SAG Awards statuettes. Awww. Kids use their prestigious industry accolades as dolls to have a doll fight…   Read Story »

"A lot of people will say, you gave Billy dolls? But he's a boy! Well, he wanted them, OK? It just seems to me that people should mind their own business and raise their own children. There's nothing…   Read Story »

Thousands of young Americans enter film school every year with the hope of making the next Citizen Kane (but this time, "Rosebud" is a pair of rollerblades!). Most of them, of course, won't succeed…   Read Story »