Move over fresh alternative, this is the full flex. This is literally a million hours too short. My eyes are still hungry!   Read Story »

Man, someone seriously needs to give these guys the Keys to Hollywood already. (But until then.) There is literally no reason why they do not have a camera crew following them around at all times,…   Read Story »

YES! Do you know about ketchup? You see, there are five known fundamental tastes in the human palate: salty, sweet, sour, bitter, and umami. And ketchup, or at least Heinz ketchup, combines all…   Read Story »

The first District 9 trailer looked great. And now there is a new District 9 trailer, you guys: Oh no, why won't we let them leave? We should let them leave! But first we should buy tickets to…   Read Story »

This is a trailer for a movie called District 9 and it looks great, you guys. Whoa. That is nuts looking. Apparently District 9 has had an on-going viral marketing campaign for awhile. Who knew?…   Read Story »