EXCUSE ME, BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS THING? IT SEEMS IRRESPONSIBLE. I HOPE THEY DO A BUNCH OF TEST SCREENINGS ON LAB MICE FIRST TO MAKE SURE THE LAB MICE DON'T DIE FROM CRY-SMILING. THE HUMAN…   Read Story »

Haha. Oh, Elton John. YOU MAD!   Read Story »

She probably lives in a pineapple under the Gowanus Canal.   Read Story »

Total autumn jam. And just in time, too, because it would be hard for it to get any MORE autumn out there. Shit's practically winter. #Weathergum   Read Story »

Advertising Executive 1: We've got to find a new way to appeal to the youth of today. What are they into? Advertising Executive 2: SEXTing. Advertising Executive 1: That might not work for Disney.…   Read Story »

Many people might think that the Porno Switcheroo is an American phenomenon, but those people are thinking the wrong thing. Porno Switcheroo is international! I suppose the one place where children…   Read Story »

Oh, Hollywood. Is it the endlessly pleasant weather? Is that what seems to sap all of the ideas from your brains? You would think that with all of your legendary (and conversation-generating)…   Read Story »

As you probably know by now, Disney is buying Marvel for four billion dollars (i.e. almost all of the dollars). And everyone is going CRAZY over this. Should we be going crazy? AHHHHHHHHH. Corporate…   Read Story »

One of the most interesting YouTube artists, the guy who made the Alice In Wonderland remix that became one of the most popular internet videos of 2008 (and didn't even involve any FAILs!) is back…   Read Story »

The Princess And The Frog, which I probably a little excessively hated on last week when Disney released crappy footage prior to the real trailer, now has a real trailer: As usual, Disney is way…   Read Story »