It's hard out there for a shrimp. Last week was a pretty stark reminder of that, and this week isn't that much better if you don't grade misery suffered by white people on a smaller curve. Things in…   Read Story »

It feels like the last couple of weeks, the Internet has been awash in more think pieces than ever. That's probably not true. But that's how it feels. This probably has a lot to do with the blogs…   Read Story »

Listen, I can totally understand the idea to make something just because you thought of the name and you're like, "That's a great name, we gotta do something with that name, we cannot let this name…   Read Story »

Ain't It Cool News got their hands on an old draft of a possible screenplay for Jurassic Park 4, and it's making the rounds today because it features HUMAN-DINOSAUR HYBRID CLONES who become a…   Read Story »

I'm not a fan of staged, YouTube-friendly wedding proposals. Keep it to yourselves! This is a special moment for the two of you, so enjoy it, and leave the fucking DAILYWHAT out of it, or whatever.…   Read Story »

I'm not really sure what the point of this video is other than to demonstrate the complete lack of a genetic relationship for Zack's superior instincts and survival intelligence. I'm sure his clearly…   Read Story »

So stirring. So powerful. This is what will play at my wedding for the first dance. When I hear it, I feel like nothing can stop us. My heart swells and all of the barriers fall away. You and me…   Read Story »

All I can think about is how proud Ross would be if he could see this right now. (Via Smithsonian.)   Read Story »

DINOSAURS DON'T LIKE TO BE CRUSHED. SO PLEASE STOP CRUSHING THEM IF YOU CAN. AT LEAST GIVE IT A THOUGHT BEFORE YOU DO IT NEXT TIME. (Via VVV.)   Read Story »

Have you watched Terra Nova yet? I haven't. I've been too busy petitioning Words with Friends to make "adorkable" a legal move. (Ding dong. New Girl joke!) Anyway, Terra Nova. I guess it's based on…   Read Story »