Sometimes it does seem like James Franco's life is basically an Onion article, though. (Via TheOnion.)   Read Story »

First of all, Zac Efron, relax. You're not even in focus. They were clearly trying to photograph the man behind you and then you had to dramatic chipmunk your way into the picture, as USUAL. But, OK,…   Read Story »

The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the…   Read Story »

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of…   Read Story »

Oh, the little gems one can find while perusing each week's hundreds of Netflix new releases! This week, I thought I'd finally found a worthy challenger to my "I will see any documentary" rule in…   Read Story »