Showing All "Diddy" Posts
Feb 28th 49 Comments
Mark Wahlberg and Diddy held a press conference yesterday to announce their new joint business venture: some water. Whoa! Congrats, boys! This is obviously incredible news to everyone in the world…   Read Story »
Feb 1st, 2011 15 Comments
Keenan has posted a new message on his YouTube page explaining that he will song begin launching artists. Huh? And also models? DOUBLE HUH? He is our generation's Diddy, I guess. Total white party.   Read Story »
Dec 16th, 2010 61 Comments
After the jump, you can see a video of a naked model's hair catching on fire while she sits in a bathtub at Diddy's album release party (via BuzzFeed, Vulture, Dlisted, 50Cent.livejournal.com,…   Read Story »
Dec 6th, 2010 69 Comments
Did you know that Robert De Niro is only 67 years old?! I had to look that up this morning, because I was ready to make so many jokes about how old he is, because of how old he seems to be, and…   Read Story »
May 4th, 2010 23 Comments
Diddy has released a trailer for his upcoming Diddy Blog (A TRAILER! FOR A BLOG!) (and incidentally, he still refers to vlogs as blogs, but that's OK, he is busy!), which he claims is going to the…   Read Story »
Mar 23rd, 2010 150 Comments
The 2010 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards is this Saturday! That doesn't mean much to me as I will be too busy writing my last will and testament in celebration of my upcoming 75th birthday party (at…   Read Story »
Dec 1st, 2009 1 Comment
Last night, Diddy appeared on the Home Shopping Network to sell some of his products (his products?). He took the approach that is known in the business as the falling-asleep-sell. He made people an…   Read Story »
May 1st, 2009 18 Comments
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Wait a second, I'm starting to see a pattern. This is the third Worlds Been Had Colliding featuring Diddy. First it was Diddy and iconic smut street photographer Terry Richardson. Then it was…   Read Story »
Apr 15th, 2009 9 Comments
Man, not a single day goes by where I'm not given further and further evidence that everyone even mildly famous is given entrance into the Celebrity Party Club where they spend all day eating cocaine…   Read Story »
Apr 3rd, 2009 24 Comments
gabe: demi moore saved a woman's life using twitter
gabe: "saved"
gabe: obviously, i am glad that woman is OK
gabe: but i hope that when she is being examined by psychologists
gabe: in the…   Read Story »






















