It's a good thing the "journalists" went around the neighborhood and asked people what Kool Aid brings to mind. That alone should earn them the Pulitzer, but if it doesn't, I'm sure the randomly…   Read Story »

The good news is that Chrysler’s Super Bowl commercial makes your city look kind of cool. The bad news: not cool enough.   Read Story »

I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that Halloween has been cancelled because nobody can beat Robocop Kid. The good news is ROBOCOP KID! (More photos here. Via everywhere.)   Read Story »

If you only had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it, or just record a turgid love letter to an urban wasteland? Hippity-hoo-blah! I'm not going to…   Read Story »

How the fuck do we pose to keep peace, you guys? (via Byron Crawford) This is the best thing I've seen in awhile, and I think it stands as a lesson to all these youths on YouTube. You have to put…   Read Story »