R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal. You will be missed. You're in heaven now, crushing for the angels.   Read Story »

Sad news, guys: Andy Rooney died over the weekend. An American treasure! Not sarcastic! For as much as it was so easy to poke fun at his rants, he was still a venerable institution, and in their own…   Read Story »

I feel like the Internet is just this insatiable swamp beast that is constantly trying to sneak out of its swamp and eat us alive, and nothing will kill it, not even fire, so the only thing that we…   Read Story »

Sure, whatever. In other news: Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is dead and so are all those animals.   Read Story »

Before he died, River Phoenix starred in a film called Dark Blood that was never finished or released. UNTIL NOW. Well, until 2012. Congratulations, ladies. Your long, feminine nightmare is finally…   Read Story »

Celebrity gossip is awful and dehumanizing and a waste of time and we all love it. Even worse are blind items, which are celebrity gossip items posted without proper names so that your mind swirls…   Read Story »

Steve Jobs isn't a person or even the type of person who is ever really talked about on Videogum. That is to say, he isn't an actor, or an animal, or a baby, or someone who has recently had a…   Read Story »

Many Americans have their own story about discovering the brilliance of Andy Rooney. Mine came a few years ago when he did an essay about how there were three can openers in his kitchen and I think…   Read Story »

This Cheech and Chong "movie trailer" is actually an ad for FiberOne. Clever girls. Clever 100 year old girls.   Read Story »

A University of Wisconsin student has recently been charged with a felony and given a 90-day jail sentence for putting eyedrops in her roommate's water, drawing inspiration from what Owen Wilson did…   Read Story »