Showing All "Death" Posts
Feb 1st, 2012 8 Comments
Today marks the 30th anniversary of David Letterman's first late night talk show. Uh, that is so many years. Like, that actually might be TOO MANY years. But congratulations!   Read Story »
Jan 31st, 2012 42 Comments
I was talking to a friend yesterday* (that's right, A FRIEND!) about the hot topic chestnut that the Internet is somehow making people dumber, or weirder, or less socially capable, or whichever of…   Read Story »
Jan 18th, 2012 18 Comments
This video would fit in well enough with what the Internet is trying to achieve no matter what, but what really makes it special and puts it over the edge is the fact that it was released in the…   Read Story »
Jan 17th, 2012 91 Comments
Although the news broke last week, Paula Deen appeared on the Today Show this morning with Al Roker to announce to the world that she has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Normally this story…   Read Story »
Jan 10th, 2012 13 Comments
Kevin Bacon's and Kyra Sedgwick's dog, Paulie, has died at the age of 13. R.I.P. You are in heaven now, wearing a diamond studded collar and chomping on foie gras snackums with the angels.   Read Story »
Jan 10th, 2012 33 Comments
It's right there, right in front of us. All we have to do is reach out and grab it. And crush it. And eat it. And kill it. And make it ours. And have it forever. But somehow we can't. Something is…   Read Story »
Jan 9th, 2012 32 Comments
I'm a subscriber to the general belief that you should try anything once, but that's when you're talking about trying a weird food, or traveling to a neat place, not JUMPING OFF OF BRIDGES WITH A…   Read Story »
Dec 19th, 2011 19 Comments
As by now you know, the horrible North Korean dictator has died. Here is a really intense video of people in Pyongyang overwhelmed with grief. Oh man. Hang in there, guys! "It gets better"?   Read Story »
Dec 16th, 2011 9 Comments
It seems pointless to say anything when other people have already said it better. R.I.P. Christopher Hitchens. You are in heaven now, drinking and arguing the angels under the table.   Read Story »
Dec 13th, 2011 23 Comments
You're not gonna see any sympathy coming from me, possibly German guy carrying a million mugs of beer. Nah uh. You know I love you so much and that I'd never want to see anything bad to happen to…   Read Story »























