Let's say you're being chased by a robot that is definitely going to murder you as soon as it catches you. The motivation of the robot is either something like robots have all come together to…   Read Story »

Jennifer Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games, is on the cover of Parade magazine this week, along with an interview. I like Jennifer Lawrence. She was so good in Winter's Bone! Let's put it this way,…   Read Story »

When you're younger, your interests revolve around rock concerts and keg parties and cruising around all night with your friends in your mom's car. You'll drive by a group of older people with their…   Read Story »

Let's take a brief moment to gasp in wonder at the overwhelming enormity and impossible beauty of the universe. NOW BACK TO THE BUTTS AND FARTS! (Via Neatorama.)   Read Story »

Sometimes it's crazy to think about what the world must have been like before the Internet. What did people do? How were they completely terrible without it?   Read Story »

Eek! I don't have any children of my own, but this video brings out ALL of my dad instincts. THIS "ROPE SWING" IS TOO BIG! Be careful, guys. I know you love to have fun and seek thrills, but maybe…   Read Story »

Even with the camera turned sideways, this is still better than Katy Perry's Jennifer Hudson's "tribute" at the Grammy's last night. That seemed a lot more like a tribute to Jennifer Hudson than…   Read Story »

Schwarzenegger posted this photo of him and Sylvester Stallone in pre-op together waiting for their simultaneous shoulder surgeries along with the following caption: After all the action, stunts &…   Read Story »

Kurt Vonnegut once wrote that all of life is high school, which science has since proven. Even though we are all, every single one of us, adults now (please have your ID's out) we still spend far too…   Read Story »

Today marks the 30th anniversary of David Letterman's first late night talk show. Uh, that is so many years. Like, that actually might be TOO MANY years. But congratulations!   Read Story »