Kelly: Hello Gabe Kelly: How's it going? Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: i'm feeling HOT HOT HOT Gabe: i'm feeling HOT HOT HOT Kelly: Uh-oh! Hot stuff over here! Gabe: inappropriate Gabe: go to HR and…   Read Story »

Ah'll be old! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH. I'm just kidding you, buddy! Have a great day today!   Read Story »

A big part of adult life is learning to overcome your fears. As you get older, the things that once terrified you become benign or, at the very least, survivable. Often times we are confronted…   Read Story »

Late yesterday afternoon, someone posted on Tumblr that Nora Ephron may have died based on a random tweet from a newspaper columnist about her funeral. This same Tumblr account later posted that Nora…   Read Story »

Life is a lot like throwing a bag of garbage into a volcano. You climb up a big mountain that's next to the lava lake with a big bag of organic garbage that is supposed to represent a human, so you…   Read Story »

ATTENTION HUMANS! YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY RECEIVED WARNINGS OF A BLOODY, SOULLESS TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN PROGRESS IN THE PAST. STAY ON WATCH FOR THE TERRESTRIAL ROBOT…   Read Story »

Good news! No one has to be afraid that they're going to die alone in a hospital either because their friends and family couldn't be there for whatever reason, like maybe they're all dead already, or…   Read Story »

Watching all of those carefully constructed dominoes fall might make you think, "Why spend so much time and effort building anything if someday eventually all of those things will cease to exist?"…   Read Story »

Oh brother. Really, dude? Within the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse there is an alternate planet Earth out there in which Chet Haze stopped for a second and thought, "Hey, why don't I NOT…   Read Story »

R.I.P. Maurice Sendak. You will be missed. You are in heaven now, teaching the angels how it is.   Read Story »