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Sep 11th, 2012 37 Comments
In a recent profile piece on American reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, and her multi-media "brand" in The Guardian UK, Kim talks about her brief and unsuccessful marriage to basketball player Kris…   Read Story »
Sep 10th, 2012 25 Comments
Fun party! I think my favorite thing about this party is how safe it is. If anything it's almost TOO safe. A lot of times you will go to these parties and maybe a fight will break out, or someone…   Read Story »
Sep 6th, 2012 12 Comments
In March of this year, we were introduced to the Cheetah -- the world's fasted robot, running at a speed of 18MPH. "Hey, that seems a bit like a recipe for Robot Uprising disaster," everyone thought.…   Read Story »
Aug 29th, 2012 19 Comments
THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING OUT HERE ON THESE STREETS!   Read Story »
Aug 17th, 2012 28 Comments
One thing that it's important to remember going into the weekend is that we are all like these more-horrifying-than-you-expected rotting vegetables sitting in a bowl, being photographed every 40…   Read Story »
Aug 10th, 2012 4 Comments
Last Sunday was the 50th anniversary of Marilyn Monroe's death, and Andrew Sullivan has collected some different people's thoughts about that. #RIP #PLEASERT   Read Story »
Aug 8th, 2012 24 Comments
"I don't know that I would even say that I know what I look for in a man, because if you say what it is that you think you're looking for, then you're potentially eliminating the possibility to meet…   Read Story »
Aug 3rd, 2012 17 Comments
Dr. William Bell is the world record holder for pole vault in his age bracket. He is 90 years old.
Uhhh. NO EXCUSES TODAY, BOYS! Today we are going to pole that vault. (Wait. No, yeah, that's…   Read Story »
Aug 2nd, 2012 60 Comments
Kelly: Hello Gabe
Kelly: How's it going?
Gabe: hey kelly
Gabe: i'm feeling HOT HOT HOT
Gabe: i'm feeling HOT HOT HOT
Kelly: Uh-oh! Hot stuff over here!
Gabe: inappropriate
Gabe: go to HR and…   Read Story »
Jul 30th, 2012 7 Comments
Ah'll be old! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH. I'm just kidding you, buddy! Have a great day today!   Read Story »
























