Twenty-seven animals (mostly horses, chickens, and sheep) are in Heaven now, wondering why their last few months on Earth got so weird all of a sudden. :(   Read Story »

Do you really count as a cougar just because you WANT to date younger men, even if all of the younger men clearly cannot stand you? And I have a follow up: Or is that what makes you an "extreme"…   Read Story »

It's nice to mentally escape for a minute, back to the days when robot technology hadn't yet evolved to the unsettling place it currently sits. Back when you were a kid, thinking about how if the toy…   Read Story »

Uh-oh. Bad news! I would say that maybe you should sit down before you read this blurb from the New York Times health blog but, ahhh, hahahaa, maybe you should never sit down again? Throw your chair…   Read Story »

Sometimes it feels like the world is a desolate, insignificant spec of dust in a cold, endless, and indifferent universe and that everyone is completely alone in this abandoned wasteland, doomed to a…   Read Story »

Ugh. Kids. So dumb. No duh. NEWS AT ELEVEN! Hahahah. BREAKING. Here is the real news story, though: How is it even possible that kids are still daring each other to do things for a dollar anymore…   Read Story »

Last week we were treated to a video of a man in a glass box, willingly covered in bees, playing clarinet. It was as if the video had been specifically designed to agitate a number of our (my)…   Read Story »

This video has been going around the 'net a little bit lately, but I hadn't actually watched it until this morning, because it is finally Friday morning and that is the day one should reserve for…   Read Story »

After the jump, the new music video from rapper and actor, Jaden Smith, but first a few thoughts on Edwin P. Wilson. He died last week, at the age of 84. If you haven't read the New York Times…   Read Story »

If you've been paying any attention to the important things happening in the world around you over the past couple of weeks, then you know that Amanda Bynes has been hitting just about every other…   Read Story »