On a recent episode of C-SPAN 2, a discussion by a group of conservatives of a new book to which they had all contributed shot WAY off the rails when your boyfriend, Todd Seavey, started going off on…   Read Story »

Why Single Girls Want To Meet European Men, a Recap: • Because they are point-guards? • A characteristic of guys from the region is hot, maybe just a little • They shower •…   Read Story »

Oh cool. Hey, totally random and unrelated, do any of you know if the Internet has, like, a universal off switch that shuts the whole thing down, and if so, where someone could find it? I'm asking…   Read Story »

Oh boy. It gets better/worse. From the About page: Life is busy. Who has time for dating? SaladMatch.com was designed for the busy young professional like yourself who lives a healthy lifestyle…   Read Story »

Remember all your boyfriends who you date and love and make love to? Well, you also date and love and make love to these guys. Duh. Is it weird for you? It must be like dating in a mirror, huh?…   Read Story »

You have had a lot of lovers in your life (yuck, you should stop calling them "lovers," do you realize that everyone hates how you always call them "lovers"?). What most of your friends would say to…   Read Story »

Do you want to go see All About Steve now? Wait, whuuuuuuuut? You don't? WHY NOT? Is it because Sandra Bullock's face doesn't look "annoying" enough? Because it looks pretty annoying right now, but…   Read Story »

In this well-done UCB Comedy video (they're killing it lately!), a happy couple learns that a forgotten "Love Coupon" can turn into a curse. Not totally completely safe for work, but not porn or…   Read Story »

Don't cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don't do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night's show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode,…   Read Story »