Nowhere is safe. Everything poses a mortal threat. Flapjacks = Death. Lock your doors. Wear a SARS mask. Eat matzoh. There's no escape or salvation. We must try and remain calm even when it is…   Read Story »

Sometime last night, mostly through the help of Twitter, this video of an eagle allegedly snatching a baby in Montreal went "viral." "Will we ever be able to take our delicious babies into eagle…   Read Story »

It seems like just yesterday when we all gathered together to talk about the dangers of wintertime in 2011/2012, but it was not yesterday. It was an entire year ago. An entire year of our lives has…   Read Story »

Sometimes people are going to lie to you. They're going to tell you that you look fine, when really you look not so good and should change your clothes and take off some of your makeup. They're going…   Read Story »

I'm not going to be thrilled about being invited to a birthday party and then having to play any sport after I showed up, but, honestly, fire soccer MIGHT get a pass. Live every Tuesday like it's…   Read Story »

NOOOOOOOOOOO! I know sometimes you watch other people do something totally dangerous and unnecessary and they pull it off and you think, "Well, that looked like fun and they didn't get hurt, so why…   Read Story »

When I was a child, I desperately wanted to change my name to either Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake. Both great names! Rainbow Brite is certainly a more "ordinary" name than Strawberry…   Read Story »

It's summertime, we're in the middle of a heatwave that has made it incredibly unpleasant to be anywhere other than the room you have your window-unit air conditioner in, and I know many of you guys…   Read Story »

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! SPIDERS ARE STILL NOT OK TO INTERACT WITH OR BE AROUND IN ANY CAPACITY, EXCLUDING THOSE SPIDERS THAT ARE ALREADY DEAD AND HANGING UP ON WALLS IN MUSEUMS OR WHATEVER SO KIDS…   Read Story »

Yesterday, June 20th, marked the official beginning of summer, and BOY IS THAT NOT HARD TO BELIEVE! Right? Where do you live? Here, where I live, in New York City, or at least somewhere near where I…   Read Story »