It's crazy how selfish some people can be, you know? You try to be empathetic, you try not to judge, but sometimes it seems heartbreakingly futile. You try to think that human beings are generally…   Read Story »

There's going to be a new show on your TVs, blah, blah, it sounds dumb but also maybe we are just not the target audience, blah. Want to hear about it? It's going to be on the CW, the same network…   Read Story »

After six seasons, it's time to say goodbye to all of our good friends, all of our worst enemies, all of our sex partners, and all of our non-blood relatives, which as it turns out are all the same…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: kelly, hey Gabe: how's it hanging, dude? Kelly: It's hanging like it always does, bro! Kelly: How are you doing? Gabe: oh fine thanks Gabe: thank you so much for…   Read Story »

'Twilight Baby Doll Makes Perfect Gift For A Rational Person,' or also your holiday white elephant exchange! Just imagine how many times it would get stolen and traded. -FilmDrunk The 2012 Writers'…   Read Story »

Because great Hollywood ideas come in a minimum of twos these days, the CW is looking to cast a 5’8″ish actress in her mid-20s to star in their upcoming Wonder Woman adaptation. ARE YOU THIS…   Read Story »

So obviously what we're looking at here, on the surface, sounds pretty bad or at least not for us: A show on the CW about a young girl in New York who has a book club with her mom and grandmother.…   Read Story »

At what point will reboot God just turn the clock back so we can live through all this reboot news for the first time again, rather than continue to make Himself reinvent the reboot wheel as if that…   Read Story »

Now that The Hunger Games has popularized government-imposed sport killing for children, the CW is looking to get in on some of that sweet action with a Battle Royale TV show. #verynice   Read Story »

ARE YOU SITTING DOWN? I know you're probably convinced that sitting down in front of a computer all day is going to decrease your life expectancy in surprisingly dramatic ways because of all those…   Read Story »