Showing All "Crimes" Posts
Jun 18th, 2012 11 Comments
Some of Channing Tatum's former strippin' pals are claiming he stole their moves for his upcoming Steven Soderbergh movie, Magic Mike. And he almost got away with it, too, if it weren't for these…   Read Story »
May 9th, 2012 58 Comments
Yesterday, it was reported that John Travolta was being sued by a male masseuse for grabbing the man's penis and then masturbating in front of him. (Oh, and GOOD MORNING, by the way.) Travolta is…   Read Story »
May 8th, 2012 25 Comments
Celebrities have to deal with frivolous lawsuits sometimes. It's easy for us to sit in our stupid, ugly, rat-infested civilian non-mansions and point fingers and laugh through the permanent blood…   Read Story »
Apr 27th, 2012 4 Comments
This is just a great article about a 92-year-old movie bootlegger who sends thousands of free DVDs to American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. He uses the word "hoosegow"!   Read Story »
Apr 16th, 2012 18 Comments
Vincent Gallo is suing the city of Los Angeles. The fate of everything hangs in the balance.   Read Story »
Apr 5th, 2012 2 Comments
Senior Black Correspondent, Larry Wilmore, reports on the Trayvon Martin case for The Daily Show. It's good/interesting/funny but they should have invited Andrew!   Read Story »
Mar 27th, 2012 33 Comments
In a letter to Politico, Geraldo Rivera has "apologized" for his explosive remarks last week concerning Trayvon Martin's responsibility for his own death via clothing choice. And by apology, of…   Read Story »
Mar 6th, 2012 39 Comments
Now that the Paula Deen Asshole Train has pulled out of the station, someone broke off the brake handle and this thing is Chris Pine's Unstoppable! Look out for that bend! Paula Deen is going to fly…   Read Story »
Jan 31st, 2012 42 Comments
I was talking to a friend yesterday* (that's right, A FRIEND!) about the hot topic chestnut that the Internet is somehow making people dumber, or weirder, or less socially capable, or whichever of…   Read Story »
Jan 19th, 2012 28 Comments
Why did the airtight lawsuit cross the road? To REST YOUR CASE!
See also: Nick and Norah's Infinitely Hilarious Court Case.
See also: that's your boyfriend, your honor. (Via Rookie.)   Read Story »

























