Whitney Port's Hills spin-off The City is so painfully contrived and boring and stupid and annoying that we have decided not to watch it. I don't mean "we" in the blog-standard royal "we" as a coy…   Read Story »

Soulja Boy's house was robbed at gunpoint over the weekend. Oh no! If that can happen to Soulja Boy then it could basically happen to any 18-year-old with a surprisingly successful recording career…   Read Story »

Videogum has been respectfully silent on the Dane Cook dog poop scandal, but now it's getting ridiculous. (Wait, NOW it's getting ridiculous?) Basically, Dane Cook's dog pooped all over the common…   Read Story »

Someone is suing Steven Spielberg, claiming that the Shia LaBeouf movie Disturbia copied the Alfred Hitchcock movie Rear Window and also the short story on which the movie was based. From the…   Read Story »

The best part of this news story (about your boyfriend) is not when a man tries to use weed instead of chips at a casino. It's when he realizes that maybe he bet TOO MUCH weed, and he takes some of…   Read Story »

A child is in jail. From the AP: THREE RIVERS, Mich. - Police in Michigan have arrested a man who they say tried to steal posters and other items related to the new Batman movie from a cinema lobby…   Read Story »

Have you ever wanted to leave your house, but been too afraid to because you knew that a burglar with a crowbar would burgle it of all your stuff? FEAR NO MORE. Now, with Fake TV, you can fool…   Read Story »

In the age of Joe Francis, it is important for women to be extra protective of their bodies, their selves. For example, many martial arts schools will offer women-only self defense courses (sometimes…   Read Story »