It's weird how your boyfriend, the channel 7 affiliate for the Sugarcreek Township area's news team, is so insistent on broadcasting footage of dudes who are at worst mildly confused exhibitionists.…   Read Story »

BREAKING NEWS: Vince Offer, the Sham-Wow guy, has been ARRESTED for BEATING UP A PROSTITUTE. No cloth in the world could possibly be absorbent enough to soak up our tears. Sorry. Boo. But seriously,…   Read Story »

We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He…   Read Story »

Kelly Killoren Bensimon has been arrested! For assault! From the NY Daily News: Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 40, was arrested last week for misdemeanor assault after 30-year-old Nicholas Stefanov called…   Read Story »

Remember when Jeremy Piven backed out of the Broadway play he was in because he claimed that there was too much mercury in his bloodstream because he ate too much sushi? Surely you remember this. It…   Read Story »

An 18-year-old boy ("man," if you are a judge) has been accused of using Facebook to sexually abuse classmates from his high school. We're gonna need a bigger :(. This is the second horrible…   Read Story »

Remember when Paris Hilton went on Letterman and he was just ruthless with her? Now imagine that Paris Hilton was the recently impeached governor of Illinois accused of attempting to sell a United…   Read Story »

(thanks for the tip, Max) "They're only reporting on this because she's white," or "We are going to find him, and we are going to put him in habijrail."   Read Story »

Flawless. From FOX 35: A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when…   Read Story »

Whitney Port's Hills spin-off The City is so painfully contrived and boring and stupid and annoying that we have decided not to watch it. I don't mean "we" in the blog-standard royal "we" as a coy…   Read Story »