From the LA Times: Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials Monday released a video of a robbery attempt foiled by an enraged and barking Chihuahua, hoping the public can identify the two…   Read Story »

Last night, Lindsay Lohan made a "surprise" appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her most recent incarceration and all of her legal troubles in general and also to talk about the 10,000…   Read Story »

Felicia Pearson, aka Snoop from The Wire, was arrested this morning in a Baltimore drug raid. Life imitating yikes.   Read Story »

I'm just going to leave this here. I'll be just in the next room, but I will be wearing headphones.   Read Story »

Obviously, I do not support violence against other people, and the reality of these stories is that they are stark reminders that the world is a terrifying place that is spinning dangerously out of…   Read Story »

[EDIT: This post has been rendered completely vestigial by the unseasonably warm weather here in Chicago today. ALL THE SNOW IS GONE!] Snow is the worst, right? Or is it the best? Here’s a bunch…   Read Story »

What do you mean, "Fandango went out of business because they sold too many tickets"? Please explain! Oh. OK, I get it. R.I.P. Fandango! (Via FilmDrunk.)   Read Story »

Someone should let this dude know that Danny Ocean is putting together a team. One last job and then everyone retires. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)   Read Story »

Cop: You're under arrest! Citizen: What for? Cop: Not dancing enough. Citizen: Oh shoot. Well, I've done the crime, I deserve to do the time. Cop: We can do this the hard way, or we can do this…   Read Story »

Shadow Hare is so 2009. We need a hero who understands the problems of TODAY. Enter the Viper. Because Columbia, Tennessee gets the hero it deserves, not the one it needs, etc. In real life it…   Read Story »