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Jan 26th, 2010 26 Comments
Well, it is official, James Cameron's lesbian Fraggle haircut is comically out-of-line with his financial situation.   Read Story »
Jan 14th, 2010 42 Comments
Let's start the day with some good news, FOR ONCE. From the AP:
MUMBAI, India - "Slumdog Millionaire" child star Rubina Ali played a poverty-stricken child in the Oscar-winning film, but the…   Read Story »
Dec 1st, 2009 1 Comment
Last night, Diddy appeared on the Home Shopping Network to sell some of his products (his products?). He took the approach that is known in the business as the falling-asleep-sell. He made people an…   Read Story »
Nov 19th, 2009 15 Comments
According to Forbes magazine, Will Ferrell is the most over-priced movie star. Sure. Because if there is one thing that Hollywood is always concerned about, it is making sure that they spend their…   Read Story »
Nov 13th, 2009 27 Comments
Saw VI didn't do that well at the box office this year for some reason*. But don't worry, America, there are going to keep being Saw movies ))>   Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2009 33 Comments
This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What…   Read Story »
Nov 3rd, 2009 44 Comments
I was casually flipping through Variety this morning over a classic Hollywood breakfast of half a grapefruit, some cottage cheese, and a cocaine-and-egg-white omelet (no, I wasn't!) when I happened…   Read Story »
Nov 2nd, 2009 6 Comments
Is it just me, or does the video for "Empire State of Mind" seem like those American Express ads from a couple of years ago? Low APR is the gulliest!   Read Story »
Oct 8th, 2009 30 Comments
"Actually, they're CZ's."
--Jon Gosselin, 1977-2012
On the one hand, Nancy Grace has a point. It does seem ridiculous and contradictory for Jon Gosselin to suddenly claim that the show is hurting…   Read Story »
Sep 29th, 2009 38 Comments
In other miserable late night television news, Jay Leno is the worst. We know that. And his new nightly 10PM talk show is awful. Yes. If you want to break that as a news story, you will have to fire…   Read Story »























