The New York Post reported today that the television show Seinfeld has made 2.7 BILLION DOLLARS since the show WENT OFF THE AIR. Um, that is bonkers. Here is the breakdown: "Seinfeld" might be the…   Read Story »

You guys, remember yesterday when I was joking about how we should pool our money and buy Casey Affleck's fake movie that is the fakest about how fake Joaquin Phoenix is? Haha, that was fun. But this…   Read Story »

Remember that stupid fake melt-down Joaquin Phoenix was having that one time? And how every time he did something else that was so stupid and so fake, Casey Affleck would be there with a camera? And…   Read Story »

WHOA. That $100 bill looks AWESOME. Bell in the inkwell? What a fucking hero.   Read Story »

Shia LaBeouf is giving out stock tips now? Very cool. What a cool guy. Mr. Cool Stocks. You should date him, he is clearly your type.   Read Story »

The viral video sensation David After Dentist recently passed its one year anniversary. Everything ages, and everything dies, you guys. Hakuna matata. But also, check out this follow-up from…   Read Story »

This guy is called the Lottery Guru, and as you will see, he is clearly very rich and has definitely got millions of dollars in the bank. He also has a ton of tips for how we can all win the lottery,…   Read Story »

The teaser trailer for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps was pretty good, but it was short. Shorter than this, at least. Longer trailer for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, you guys: Oh, now I…   Read Story »

You've always found it inappropriate how whenever you told your banker that you wanted to make a deposit, he would giggle and say "YOU AND ME, BOTH, BROTHER." And you have always thought that it was…   Read Story »

Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps trailer, you guys: The tagline for this movie is: "This summer, get ready to--HEY, A BLACK GUY IN A LIMOUSINE?! NOW I HAVE SEEN IT ALL! LOL EVERYTHING IS…   Read Story »