There's a pretty powerful moment in Roman Polanski's Chinatown that summarizes not only the movie, but also the dark, complicated, and unknowable existence of the monied class. It happens right…   Read Story »

Look, it's hard to be consistent in this world. I know that. Life is so complicated that at a certain point you're bound to do or say something that kind of goes against what you usually seem to…   Read Story »

Sometimes you hear about celebrities going broke and you're like "how did that happen?" Not this time.   Read Story »

This baby knows what's up. Mac and cheese? Fuck you, pay me. This baby's first order of business upon receiving his million dollars is going to be to pay his mother to never say "hungies" again. His…   Read Story »

The New Yorker has a pretty interesting article this week about the history and future of YouTube. In summation, it talks about how millions of people all over the world watch incredible numbers of…   Read Story »

Not that it's any of our business anyway, but what does $300 a month for "various phones and email accounts" even mean? Do celebrities have to pay for their email? Haha! Ya burnt, celebs!   Read Story »

The first GOOP of 2012 has arrived, and it is highlighting "the GOOP Cleanse." Oh brother. Now, in the spirit of full disclosure, I will admit that I am against ALL cleanses, not just the GOOP…   Read Story »

Over the weekend, the Republican candidates for President of the United States engaged in yet another televised debate, and apparently things are getting important now or something because I think…   Read Story »

As the Occupy Wall Street movement heads into its fourth month (!!!!) America continues to struggle with the problematic issue of Michael Moore's personal wealth. Just kidding. No one cares. Except…   Read Story »

There was an article in the Jew-run New York Times last week about the current congressional fight over a payroll tax cut that pointed out how, in a rare turn of events, democrats were…   Read Story »