Here is a realistic illustration of Toy Story’s Buzz Lightyear by Dan LuVisi. That is to say, Buzz Lightyear with a totally out of nowhere human face. LADIES! -LaughingSquid Courtney Stodden…   Read Story »

Courtney Stodden, dream of dreams, well-adjusted princess sent down from God's entertainment sector, how did you become such a success? How do you maintain that level of success (measured, of course,…   Read Story »

I haven't started watching Game of Thrones yet, though I plan to soon, but one thing I've noticed from everyone else talking about it is that this blonde-haired girl is VERY BEAUTIFUL! Is that a…   Read Story »

Sometimes you'll hear about a celebrity (used here in the broadest terms) doing something that a few years earlier you would not have guessed that they would be reduced to doing, and for a moment you…   Read Story »

Happy Belated Easter, from Wahlburgers. -RatsOff! Of course, it wouldn't be the Monday post-Easter without a belated Happy Easter from Courtney Stodden as well! -ONTD Clint Eastwood is…   Read Story »

This is basically the new this. Also, how come the part that really made me say "Oh, shut up, Courtney Stodden," wasn't the part where she glancingly laughed off her advice to two pre-pubescent girls…   Read Story »

After debuting her fun new character, an indeterminately European doppelganger named "Courtina," a couple of weeks ago, we might have assumed that Courtney Stodden would return to her real passion:…   Read Story »

This picture of Robert Pattinson with fake rotten teeth only makes me wonder how many stone cold foxes we've all been passing up JUST BECAUSE their mouths look like scary garbage dumps. Time to…   Read Story »

The other day when we posted something or other about Courtney Stodden, America's Second Queen Probably After Beyonce Right?, someone tweeted that they did not know who Courtney Stodden was but that…   Read Story »

We didn't talk about when Marco Rubio took an awkward sip from his water bottle (#waterbottlegate) very much this week, but I'm SURE you saw all the fuss about it on your Tumblrs and your Twitters…   Read Story »