Hey guys, I've got some terrible news! From Page Six: Gwyneth Paltrow, who's been shopping for a music deal, is in advanced talks with Atlantic Records, Page Six has learned. The Oscar-winning…   Read Story »

I'm no fan of Gwyneth Paltrow. As a human being, and even as a celebrity, which is a particularly weird strain of human being, I find her to be completely insufferable. Even the "candid"…   Read Story »

We owe her this much. We are, if nothing else, gentlemen.   Read Story »

I know that we're all human, OR WHATEVER, and that just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you don't have any problems or concerns, but at the very least, when you're rich and famous, you…   Read Story »

Gwyneth Paltrow provided an EXCLUSIVE performance of "Coming Home" from Country Strong to Yahoo! and also appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. Also she might actually record a duet…   Read Story »

There are a number of ways in which Gwyneth Paltrow is terrible. There is her self-satisfaction and her condescension and her choices in baby names and Tracy Anderson and her lifestyle newsletter and…   Read Story »

You know, a star on the Hollywood "Walk of Fame" used to MEAN something, but now anyone can get one, I guess. (Also just kidding, it never used to mean anything.) From the…   Read Story »

A) Gwyenth Paltrow declares that playing guitar is "much harder than it looks" despite the fact that everyone else has known that it's super hard for, like, ever. B) She definitely still does not…   Read Story »

Last night, Gwyneth Paltrow made her country singing debut "LIVE" at the 2010 CMA Awards with a performance of the lead single off the soundtrack to her new movie of the same name: "Country Strong."…   Read Story »

For those of you who weren't planning to watch the Country Music Association's awards show next month, you now have one more major reason to keep not planning to have anything to do with it. From the…   Read Story »