"A lot of people get really fixated on their successes in life and don't realize that the failures are just as important. Y'know? It's actually by failing that you really start to learn things about…   Read Story »

I wish this reporter was my dad. At the very least, I wish this reporter was my reporter. He asks the tough questions, and he knows that a real journalist can't help but apply Heisenberg's…   Read Story »

What? Horse mask. Are you watching a different video than me? Because all I see is a totally standard horse mask no big deal not even sure why we're talking about it. (Via SayOMG.)   Read Story »

-- Wake Up. -- Find glasses. -- Unable to find glasses, lie in bed resolving to come up with a designated place to put glasses in the future. -- Unable to decide on a designated place to put…   Read Story »

For someone who generally thinks Halloween is a little bit silly and who in particular complained that this year's Halloween was over-long, I sure seem to like posting Halloween stuff forever! So sue…   Read Story »

I don't know about you, but I'm perfectly content that Halloween is over. It's fine. If anything, Halloween was extra long this year. A full Halloween weekend AND a Halloween Monday? Get out of Ghost…   Read Story »

Melissa McCarthy is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly this week, which is calling her the "New Queen of Comedy." Wait, who was the Old Queen of Comedy? I know Erma Bombeck was the Queen of Comedy…   Read Story »

Hey you lazy cheapos, get your Ron Swanson Halloween mask here. Unfortunately, the Duke Silver mask is currently OUT OF STOCK.   Read Story »

Hey dad? Be quiet about what the lesson is. I'm sure your daughters will be able to handle putting the hat and foot back onto the perfect, legitimately startling, and kind of rape-y man costumes…   Read Story »

Looking good, boys. Very Simpsons. This is what they mean when they talk about the Uncanny Valley, right? It's the revulsion you feel when a Simpsons costume is TOO accurate and TOO normal looking?…   Read Story »