I feel kind of bad for the second dog, who clearly wants to eat some cop car but is such a beta-dog he doesn't even know where to start. And the third dog is just a nerd. In other news: it is nice to…   Read Story »

the second best TV show of all time?   Read Story »

Your girlfriend definitely charmed you with her feminine wiles. You're the first to admit that. At the beginning of your relationship, it was a game of cat and mouse, but that was part of the fun.…   Read Story »

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. You are telling me that for the past 20 YEARS, Steven Seagal has been working as a police officer in New Orleans IN BETWEEN FILMS? Haha. First of all, no. He hasn't. But…   Read Story »

I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case! Shit has just…   Read Story »

A little girl in California had her lemonade stand shut down by cops. Between this and all the 7-year-olds stealing cars these days, I think it is clear: we're gonna need a smaller jail!   Read Story »

To paraphrase Evan, the tipster who sent this in, this may be the best wait for it on all of YouTube. Wait for it. Wait for it. You'll see it. Being a cop is hard! Be careful cops! Everything can…   Read Story »

After so many videos of people getting tazed by police, it's nice to see a victory for the tazees. Run, wizard! Be free! You earned it with your being completely nuts and your charming disregard for…   Read Story »

This picture has had me laughing for two days, so I figured I would post it. Whatever. It's Friday, you ain't got no job, you ain't got shit to do. Look at him. He's on the set of his new movie, Main…   Read Story »

It's cool because it's, like, there's actually a lot thrown in there that goes right over the kids' heads but keeps the parents watching too, you know? In last week's episode, for example, this…   Read Story »