It seems a little unfair that we never get to hear from the man with an exploded meth lab in his pants HIMSELF. I'm sure he'd have a reasonable explanation to offer, and yet here we all are, sitting…   Read Story »

This week, Steve Guttenberg was given the prestigious award or whatever of getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Congratulations, Steve Guttenberg! Not a moment too late! I loved you in the…   Read Story »

In my client's defense, your honor, read your constitution. You made an oath to it and you haven't even read it. Excuse me? Well, that's just not possible, sir. No, I'm sure my client would have…   Read Story »

Alex Trebek put his underwear on and took one last look in the tiny, cracked hand mirror that hung in his locker. It was hard to believe that come tomorrow he wouldn't be putting on his underwear in…   Read Story »

Riding a bike in the city can be very challenging. And by challenging I mean terrifying! There are so many ways you can get hurt! Car doors, cabs, pedestrians, buses, etc.! This is why the issue of…   Read Story »

Fair enough! I love a good movie about crooked cops whose dads were crooked cops or whatever, or maybe they aren't crooked but their dads' partners were crooked? Or sometimes they are crooked but…   Read Story »

Someone should let this dude know that Danny Ocean is putting together a team. One last job and then everyone retires. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)   Read Story »

This trailer for the new Jason Statham movie reminds me of last week's episode of Luther, which is a good thing. P.S. Are you guys watching Luther? Because, uh, you should be watching Luther, no duh.   Read Story »

From the Metro UK: Sheriff's deputy Brandon Jenkins was You were called to the truck crash in Wake County, North Carolina on Tuesday morning - and arrived at the scene to find that the spilled…   Read Story »

Cop: You're under arrest! Citizen: What for? Cop: Not dancing enough. Citizen: Oh shoot. Well, I've done the crime, I deserve to do the time. Cop: We can do this the hard way, or we can do this…   Read Story »