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ATTENTION CITIZENS! PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR NEAREST ROBOT UPRISING EMERGENCY SHELTER AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION! WE ARE NOT TRYING TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY ARE OF THE UTMOST…   Read Story »

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE RAISED SOME FALSE ALARMS IN THE PAST, BUT WE ARE QUITE SURE THIS TIME THAT THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS INDEED BEGUN. AFTER THE JUMP WE HAVE POSTED CONCLUSIVE…   Read Story »

Somehow, against all human logic, I genuinely believe that after the nuclear war decimates the majority of the Earth's population, and the remaining survivors are soon drowned in the rising oceans,…   Read Story »

As you have probably noticed, it is Blog Law that every blog on the Internet give you their favorite scary movie to watch on Halloween. If you don't, you have to go to Blog Jail! And then another…   Read Story »

This is a short video (via BoingBoing) about Chinese people being introduced to fortune cookies. Because they don't know what they are. Because America invented them. Because we are nuts. I guess…   Read Story »

Yesterday, I requested that you please send me footage of Jake Gyllenhaal and/or Tracy Morgan freaking out on the set of David O. Russell's new movie Nailed. I also pointed out that the notoriously…   Read Story »