If to "shift it" means to approach your job, whatever it might be, with the energy and enthusiasm usually reserved for the homemade music videos of wealthy children, then we should ALL "shift it."…   Read Story »

"Ask for mattress." (Via UniqueDaily.)   Read Story »

I can't believe it's been almost 24 hours since the Purple Birds beat the Red Numbers in the big game and we haven't even talked about THE ADS yet!!! THE ADS!!! Was it just me, or was this year the…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what up dog? Gabe: yo dog what up my main man? Kelly: Not much top dog! Kelly: Just hanging out with the window open like it's summertime. Kelly: And…   Read Story »

So often you run into reviewers with an agenda, pushing books or other media for personal reason or gain, and it's hard to know who you can actually trust. Sure, these children are literally just…   Read Story »

What? Did he say it wrong again? (Via Amyohconnor.)   Read Story »

Put your kids on the Internet and eat lots of pasta.   Read Story »

Yep! That works! Ice cream, please! More and more ice cream forever, please! More and more ice cream forever until we all go to sleep together and have nightmares about ice cream and then wake up and…   Read Story »

Are you tired of NOT having a million dollars? Waking up every morning, putting your clothes on yourself, eating a normal breakfast or sometimes NO BREAKFAST AT ALL? Because you don't have time?…   Read Story »

Today is the first day of summer and you know what that means. That we've all waited way too long to get into bikini and male-bikini shape and now we're going to be stuck in our full wetsuits all…   Read Story »