Showing All "Coffee" Posts
Sep 28th, 2012 2 Comments
The "season" ends with Michael Richards. This is the worst episode yet! What a horrible web series!   Read Story »
Mar 1st, 2012 20 Comments
C'mon, baby, we don't have all day. You're living in our house for free and we've only given you a few tasks, one of which is making the coffee. It's certainly not that hard -- we have a coffee maker…   Read Story »
Jan 31st, 2012 45 Comments
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good…   Read Story »
Dec 22nd, 2011 8 Comments
It's always a shame when a good joke gets spoiled. Like when you and your friends have a really funny bit that you keep doing, like, say, when someone asks you the time and it's on the 30 instead of…   Read Story »
Dec 9th, 2011 14 Comments
I know we all had the same idea about the Starbucks wedding just now when we read about it in the title of this post. "Starbucks wedding? HAH. Say no more, I get it." Even though I told you right…   Read Story »
Sep 26th, 2011 33 Comments
Remember when you were a kid and you loved going to the local science museum gift shop and picking up a bag of astronaut ice cream, which was only a disgusting block of edible colored chalk,…   Read Story »
Sep 2nd, 2011 31 Comments
It's strange how, at least I feel like this is true, telling someone they make bad coffee is such a biting insult. "What's the deal with people being so insulted about making bad coffee?" is…   Read Story »
Jan 18th, 2011 54 Comments
Someone has backtraced Gwyneth Paltrow's most recent issue of Goop and calculated the costs of her suggestions. Yikes. Remember her coffee maker that was broken, just like how a real person's coffee…   Read Story »
Dec 1st, 2010 133 Comments
In the above commercial for the Italian coffee market (via Vulture), American actress Julia Roberts was paid a reported 1.5 million dollars, and yet, as you will notice, she does not say a single…   Read Story »
Sep 2nd, 2010 36 Comments
"I know that no one is perfect, and that the key to a long and successful relationship is a combination of compromise, realistic expectations, and patience, but that doesn't mean you have to…   Read Story »






















