I was never a big fan of the dream episodes on The Sopranos. It was always, like, oh look, Tony's talking to a fish because something something the ghost of Big Pussy aren't dreams weird?! It felt…   Read Story »

And so, after a year and a half hiatus, last night was the season 5 premiere of Mad Men. ZOOBIE ZOOBIE ZOO, indeed. We got to see Don's new apartment, and black people, and Joan's secret love baby,…   Read Story »

We like to have fun here with beautiful, famous actresses who appear in interviews saying that they were unpopular and/or bullied during their high school years. "We have fun." Generally it's because…   Read Story »

"By 2015, cat videos are going to represent 90% of content on the world wide web." - Dawwwwwn Drawwwwper.   Read Story »

Did you watch the Tony Awards last night? I did not. "I was watching the basketball finals and that's why I didn't watch it, go Marvs!" - Me, unfortunately. "That Dirg Newatsy is way tall and I don't…   Read Story »

It stars Ryan Gosling (LADIES!) and Christina Hendricks (FELLAS!) and it looks awesome! If that doesn't do it for us, and I THINK we all know what I mean, then we don't deserve to have it done.…   Read Story »

Doctor Faye wakes Don up in the middle of the night to tell him that she has to get ready for a 7AM flight, "thanks to you." Whoa. NO SPOILERS, but considering what is about to happen, maybe there is…   Read Story »

Don is having a secret meeting with the guy from Heinz trying to get some business so that the firm doesn't close. The guy from Heinz explains how hard it is to get the word out about beans when…   Read Story »

Peggy's at the beach. (REMINDER: Mad Men season 4 takes place in the year 1965, before the world was covered in water and our only remaining memory of beaches was of burning fields of endless…   Read Story »

Joan walks into Roger's office. ARE THEY GOING TO DO IT? She locks the door and says they need to talk. DO THEY NEED TO TALK ABOUT DOING IT? Oh wait. No. They already did it. And now they have to…   Read Story »