It's no mystery that Gwyneth Paltrow is a bit of a solid gold punching bag around here. Prior to the launch of her lifestyles website, Goop, she was just a pretty actress from a Hollywood Dynasty…   Read Story »

Chris Brown exists. At this point we all have to resign ourselves to that fact. I suppose if you follow Brian Greene's theory of the multi-verse, which posits that if space is infinite then if you…   Read Story »

On last night's "very special" episode of Law & Order: SVU, the on-going saga between Chris Brown and Rihanna was dramatized for television audiences, replete with Dave Navarro as a record producer…   Read Story »

Chris Brown's new NECK TATTOO (right) was revealed today, and, uh, it is an image of a battered woman. OH BOY, THERE IS REALLY ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN HANDLE IN THIS LIFE. Like, it goes 100% without…   Read Story »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cool video, boys! I'm particularly into the weird 9/11 undertones and the part where Chris Brown hits women. YIKES! What is this? Can the parents of one of these children explain to…   Read Story »

The more I think about this whole Chris Brown on Dancing with the Stars thing, the worse it feels. His album debuted at #1 this week, what more publicity does showbiz need to offer him? The man is a…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars, Chris Brown performed a couple of songs and danced his heart or whatever dark thing beats in that evil chest out. Sure. The truth be told, if there…   Read Story »

Dear Good Morning America, As you know, Chris Brown was a guest on your show yesterday, and after being asked a pretty obvious and entirely reasonable question about the on-going legal situation…   Read Story »

Let me start this off by saying that I am a Saturday Night Live apologist. Yes, they have some sketches that miss the mark just about every episode, but they also have a lot of sketches that give me…   Read Story »

NSFW music video for Chris Brown's song "No Bullshit," you guys: "Hey, Chris, in the past year and a half your career has basically imploded after you beat up your famous girlfriend in a…   Read Story »