WEEEEOOOOOOOOO! WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. THIS IS THE PARENT ALARM. THAT IS, THE ALARM THAT SOUNDS WHEN A CHILD WHO FOR SURE NEEDS SOME SORT OF PARENTAL…   Read Story »

No matter how hard our mom tries, she cannot cheer us up or get us to play along. And dad is welcome to pretend like he's oblivious to what is really going on and didn't even realize that we weren't…   Read Story »

LOL water fountain FAIL. So funny. Totally epic. What a douchebag. Can't believe they got this on tape. Classic. Great shot. My wiiiiife. #nofilter. Please RT. (Via FAILblog.)   Read Story »

While filming his new movie, Animal Rescue, Tom Hardy met a young fan dressed in an adorable Bane costume. After signing autographs and posing for photos, Mr. Hardy pulled the young man aside for a…   Read Story »

Here's the thing, guys: when you think about it, life is kind of like one big LMFAO concert. STAY WITH ME HERE FOR ONE SECOND. For one thing, you can barely even understand how you got here. You…   Read Story »

I CAAAN'T HEEEEAAR YOOOOU! HOW WILL ZACH KNOW IF YOU ARE READY FOR THE ZACH ATTACK IF YOU DON'T INFOOORRRM HIMMM? PLEASE SPEAK A LITTLE MORE CLEEAARLYYYYYYY. ARE YOU READY OR NOOOOOOT? (Via…   Read Story »

Don't you guys love lunch? Yum, yum, yum! What are you eating for lunch today? GHB, yes, but what else? A sandwich? GHB and a sandwich? Or maybe GHB and a salad! That's what's so fun about lunch, all…   Read Story »

The only reason that kid wasn't hoisted onto the crowd's shoulders and carried through town in a day-long parade like a goddamned king is because there wasn't anyone there. Otherwise, though, like,…   Read Story »

From Craigslist: Ever feel like life in the big frantic city is just too much? Are you a twenty-something young woman seeking fame, fortune, love or even a hookup with potential? How do you get…   Read Story »

THERE ARE BUMPS, DAD! DO IT AGAIN! SMOOTH OUT THE BUMPS! (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »