Remember those weird anti-child sex slavery PSAs that Ashton Kutcher made back in April? They were so weird! Each PSA had a celebrity doing a "manly" thing, like washing his car with barbecue sauce…   Read Story »

First of all, let me clear up any confusion by stating publicly for the record that I am AGAINST child slavery. There, I said it. HATE IT UP, HATERS. I'm probably one of the bravest Americans there…   Read Story »