Imagine something terrible that no one could possibly want. Now DOUBLE IT. From Moviefone: Fans of the new hit TV series 'The Walking Dead' were saddened to see season one come to a close on…   Read Story »

There must be at least one person who gets ALL of their news from the Taiwanese CGI News Service, and I want that person's address because I want to invite that person to a dinner party. "What do you…   Read Story »

To be honest, this week's Charlie Sheen story is only my fourth favorite Charlie Sheen story of all time, and that's probably because there are a bunch of Charlie Sheen stories I don't even know…   Read Story »

Move over, Charlie Sheen. You are no longer Mr. Cool Disguise. Now, Spencer Pratt is Mr. Cool Disguise. Everyone adjust your files accordingly.   Read Story »

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: CHARLIE SHEEN WILL CONTINUE TO STAR IN TWO AND A HALF MEN FOR ANOTHER TWO YEARS AFTER RELUCTANTLY SIGNING A "MEGA" CONTRACT. END TRANSCRIPT.   Read Story »

"How about this one?" Steven Seagal held a thin, salt and pepper fake moustache up to his lip and admired himself in a hand-mirror. "I think this one looks pretty good. Sharp. I look like a wise old…   Read Story »

First, an apology. This is not a celebrity gossip blog. Oh, sure, we cover the occasional White Slavery Scandal, and if Hugh Jackman urinates while wearing his pants in the name of ART, you will hear…   Read Story »

BREAKING: Charlie Sheen is rumored to be leaving Two and a Half Men. NOT BREAKING: Two and a Half Men stinks.   Read Story »

Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps trailer, you guys: The tagline for this movie is: "This summer, get ready to--HEY, A BLACK GUY IN A LIMOUSINE?! NOW I HAVE SEEN IT ALL! LOL EVERYTHING IS…   Read Story »

Do you guys remember Charlie Sheen's bonkers 9/11 fan fiction? Of course you do. Because you printed it out and bound it in leather, and embossed the cover with gold-leaf lettering that reads "Most…   Read Story »