It's still summer in New York City, according to Gossip Girl. It's 102 degrees! Everyone is so sweaty! Things pick up where they left off last week. Nate is apologizing to Vanessa for standing her up…   Read Story »

Picking up where we left off last week, the children are all in the Hamptons, but summer is winding down and it's time to return to the big city. Dan and Serena wake up on a beach after fucking all…   Read Story »

On the episode of Gossip Girl that I watched last night, little Jenny Humphrey stole a Valentino dress from that purse puppy Hazel in an effort to fit in and then found her whole upstairs-downstairs…   Read Story »

There are thee leaked scenes from season 2 of Gossip Girl on the internet right now. I'm not watching them because as far as I'm concerned, it's still late winter at Constance. Can you believe…   Read Story »

Even before I started working my way through the first season of Gossip Girl (I just finished the Christmas episode, and frankly I find it hard to believe that Serena would spend Christmas morning…   Read Story »

A trailer for The Haunting of Molly Hartley, you guys: Well this looks really scary. NOT! The catchy subtitle is "This Halloween, being a teenager is CONFUSING." Here are a few alternate titles…   Read Story »