Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: whattup? Kelly: n2m Kelly: Mostly just the same old stuff, what's up with you? Gabe: nothing much Gabe: i'm going to get a haircut someday soon? Gabe:…   Read Story »

Celebrity Circus, a reality show about sad people trying to become sad clowns premieres tomorrow night on NBC. It promises to be a dark chapter in the growing annals of debased former stars grasping…   Read Story »