Remember Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? They were on The Hills. One of them has a sad plastic face and the other one has a scary troll face? Well they are on a press tour for their season of…   Read Story »

Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I'm really at a loss on this one. I've seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually…   Read Story »

Dear Verne, I know that you won't be reading this until your time on UK's Celebrity Big Brother is over. It must be hard for you to not be able to communicate with your friends and family. That…   Read Story »

The new season of Celebrity Big Brother premiered in the UK this weekend, and guess who one of the housemates is. I will give you 32 guesses. Get it? Because he's 32 inches tall? I'm basically…   Read Story »