After the jump, I've got some cellphone video shot from an upper-story window of a woman trying to parallel park for 14 minutes. That's what it is. I just wouldn't want you to think that you were…   Read Story »

This is not a metaphor for anything. It's just a driverless car doing backwards donuts for seven minutes. Life is meaningless and then it stops. OH WAIT! (Via BlameItOnTheVoices.)   Read Story »

Remember that lady who drove her car up on the sidewalk every morning to avoid waiting 2 seconds for a school bus to drop off a disabled child? Well a judge has ordered her to wear a sign that says…   Read Story »

The sequel to Hugo is terrible.   Read Story »

One of the worst parts about injustice is how it makes you feel invisible. The hope/desire for something to be done about it is often less about punishment and more simply about recognition. Doesn't…   Read Story »

The "season" ends with Michael Richards. This is the worst episode yet! What a horrible web series!   Read Story »

As you may recall, because it only happened just yesterday, and I genuinely hope your brain is not THAT swiss of a cheese, but Lindsay Lohan got into some hot water (hot water!) earlier this week (as…   Read Story »

If you've been paying any attention to the important things happening in the world around you over the past couple of weeks, then you know that Amanda Bynes has been hitting just about every other…   Read Story »

When you're out there on those mean streets, you gotta get yours, kid. You know what I mean? It's hard out there for a shrimp. This is a dog eat dog world we live in, and its cutthroat, and other…   Read Story »

Obviously, the more time passes, especially in our new era of abundant and omnipresent information, people become more "aware" of the machinations of the world around them. (I mean, sort of. Not that…   Read Story »