Adam Levine, what a boringly handsome, no-energy robot! Someone refill this guy's battery pack and install a line memorization chip, we can't have his eye units permanently fixed on the cue cards…   Read Story »

Nothing like sitting back at the end of what has seemed like a particularly long week, going over what happened in your head, what didn't happen, what could have happened if only you said or did…   Read Story »

As we all know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz are best friends. (Jay-Z is her daughter Applebottom's God-Rapper, but that is a different kind of relationship altogether. Friendship doesn't have…   Read Story »

In a recent interview with the Sunday Times (via Dlisted), Cameron Diaz FINALLY broke her legendary silence about the objectification of women: “I think every woman does want to be objectified.…   Read Story »

Thank you all for sending this in but also kind of no thank you, you know?   Read Story »

Here's a first look at Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained. It looks very westerny, spoiler alert. -FilmDrunk Last night, Jimmy Fallon played charades with the cast of 30 Rock on Late Night.…   Read Story »

Hey gals, how's it going? I love your blouse! Where did you get that? NO. NO! I had no idea they sold those kinds of blouses at that store! You are always so ahead of all of the fashion things, you…   Read Story »

Guys, stop whatever you are doing, and you might want to sit down for this. We have got a BREAKING NEWS story that you CAN'T AFFORD to miss. Remember how Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi's whereabouts are…   Read Story »

If you like it in movies when people use a lot of crude swear words as a stand-in for actual comedy, you're going to love this!   Read Story »

There has been a lot of insidery media speculation this winter--although maybe this happens every winter and I just never noticed it for some reason--about the foresaken dumping ground of a January…   Read Story »